petrified

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

little bitch is petrified, no wonder he get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

Katified

The process of transforming an innocent conversation into pure and utter filth/smut

Dude, that was so Katified.

by Fly My Kuyt September 26, 2006

petrified wood

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

by k blau July 23, 2006

tetrified

1. (adj) The fear of not fitting in, being out of place.
2. (adj) The fear of not being able to get something to fit.

1. "I'm going to meet her parents tonight for the first time. They're from a completely different background, and I'm tetrified."
2. "I just spent $2400 on new furniture, and I'm tetrified I won't be able to get it up the stairs to the apartment."

Complete credit to JB (a.k.a 'Dal')

by UncoGirl January 5, 2008

tetrified

The fear of potential embarrassment one feels when trying to carry a stack of items to the checkout.

"We should've gotten a cart, or at least a basket, I'm tetrified all these boxes we're carrying are going to end up on the floor."

by Neal L January 14, 2008

petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015

netrified

One who is petrified by the internet.

"My brother? Nah! He is so netrified, Facebook isn't for him."

by 13th Edition October 27, 2015