Kersten

when a male or female goat gets enrolled in a Hokey Pokey Dance School and consequently learns how to operate a machine gun as a direct result.

Everybody! DUCK! Its a Kersten, and shes armed!

by Hadid September 7, 2008

Kerstyn

one who is frustrated easily

you're acting like a kerstyn

by kerstyn January 9, 2008

Kerspunkin

A slang word for ejaculating in a woman.

"Ooops, I just Kerspunkind, You're on the pill right?"

by hatedirtydancing December 25, 2009

Kerstin Hunter

Sexy bitch from scotland.
Loved by multiple australians, mainly ash :D :D

will be missed lots when she goes home, but while shes in aust its party timessssss!

Kerstin Hunter: i havent got any pooooooost (in scottish accent)
Ash: i'll right you a letter
Kerstin Hunter : heaps good!

by ashnkerstin September 20, 2009

Kerston

Amazingly wonderful man. Almost perfect in everyway. Quick whitted, sarcastically charming. Graced with a set of blue eyes that will streal your heart and soul if your not careful. Sexy, loyal, dedicated are just a few of the traits this guy possesses. There is only one Kerston. He will ensnare the senses and bewitch the mind As he makes you fall for him.

Kerston is about to steal your heart as he makes you forget your past.

by #lookatgodp December 16, 2016

Kersten

waste of space and land, the best hair in the world

To the barber: Can I have a Kersten

by we33eeeee2222mk November 1, 2017

Dirty Kerstin

A dirty Kerstin is when a girl from school goes into the boys bathroom, laying on the floor and screams for help from the janitor. As he comes in she grabs his dick and YELPS!

That girl gave my man Dave a good ol Dirty Kerstin to the point he died.

by Me69urmum July 2, 2020