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Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true
Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet
by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018
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Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?
by Zaniel December 20, 2017
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Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.
Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!
by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010
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Kerri

Weird girl with intense eyes and incredible sex appeal. Their oras radiate red, like fire. Strong aggression. She's like a Martian pin-up. Make good life long, intriguing friends.

Very smart, very strange but also extremely beautiful w/ a curvaceous body and a good heart. Looks almost like she was sculpted or something. Alien like weirdness and exeudes extreme confidence but honestly insecure w/o the need to be. Can't see what the world sees.

Stunning girl with a crazy beautiful mind and doesn't care what people think so she inadvertently becomes a leader all the time because of people's fascination.
Kerri, you're a sexy freakin weirdo. I am your best friend of 10 years but ill never understand you.
by AnonymousLeigh October 11, 2013
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Kesrith

A seldom used given name for a male who is an extremely rare combination of undeniable sexuality, intelligence and shear power. Since the outbreak of the Peloponnesian war between Kesrith of Athens and Kesrith of Sparta, rarely are there two Kesriths alive at one time. Most Kesriths use an alias when reaching manhood to hide their true identity. Known aliases used by past Kesriths are: Don Juan, Casanova and Romeo Montague. Some recent suspected Kesriths are: Kelly Johnson, Douglas MacArthur and Chuck Yeager (unverified). Most women are uncontrollably drawn to Kesriths, often breaking up relationships around them. Men who are fortunate enough to meet a Kesrith try to emulate him, but fail miserably.
Friend 1: “My girl just up and left me for another guy.”
Friend 2: “He must have been a Kesrith. Probably the same one that took my girl.”
by PeloponnesianWar February 12, 2017
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kerrielle

short, thick, and pretty. pretty smile, loving personality, mid temper. LOVES TO EAT. so don't touch her food.
Damn, damn, damn Kerrielle is something else.
by kaay05kaay April 26, 2017
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kerrie

the sexiest individual ever who everyone desires
she is far too modest to the point she thinks she isn't good enough but in actual fact she is amazing
kind, generous and beautiful
i wish i had a kerrie
by jackobot20 August 21, 2008
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