kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfuffled

A weird word used by weird teachers to describe their infinite confusion.

Mr. Jones was kerfuffled by the students logical explanation

by anonymous50926 June 10, 2008

kerfuffle butter

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.

How's your job going, bro?

Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

kerfuffled

when you are finessing your teammate in a video game

Me: your gettin kerfuffled

Teammate: i hate life

by lil toshi January 24, 2021

cerfuddled

a slang term meaning a mixture of confused and muddled.

"i knew what i meant, i just got cerfuddled"

by Angelicallydevilish March 9, 2007

Kerfuffle

A kerfuffle is when you have a problem or a altercation.

Oh we are in such a kerfuffle aren't we.

by Lilirulez April 9, 2013