Kerfucken

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.

"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!

by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008

Kaptin kenuckles

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by Leroythefake January 9, 2020

kerfuckery

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.

The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .

by Srehak January 13, 2017

kerfucked

when your brain is all kerfuzzled and all fucked up at the same time

oh shit my brain is all kerfucked right now

by suburbian_jesus March 13, 2019

kerbubble

A sudden rise in a stock price due to news events unrelated to the stock value.

I didn't get into the market in time to profit from the GameStop kerbubble, but my brother's friend says he made six hundred bucks!

by JimBen January 29, 2021

kurbuckled

Used in terms to define a situation, person, action closely related to FUBAR. Never really a good thing to be kurbuckled but funny when something is. Used commonly around the Portland Area. The kur- part of kurbuckled is normally said normal tone, but the -buckled is usually said with more emphasis

Can be used in short/truncated; buckled, fuckle buckled.

DAMNNNNNNN! that bitch was kurBUCKLED.

Dawg that shit was buckled....and i mean kurbuckled nigga.

Holy shit why do i get fuckle buckled all the time.

by Gregwhar Smith October 27, 2007

kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010