Keppelock

When a gilr is obligated to give you head.

Yo girl I got you on keppelock.

by Kellen Roland February 18, 2004

keppel

A word to describe a person that is fucking ncie with it.

A white person who is very fast

He was keppel, he was fast. did you seem him beat all the black kids in the race?!

by Zero5 August 30, 2006

Keppie

An overly masfurbated dick.

He wanted to put the keppie through another round.

by anonymous July 10, 2022

keppler

The uber-uneducated liberal bastards of the world. Whiter than white trash, and more left wing than a left turn single, They're Kepplercized. Also occasionally used as a reference to masturbation, i.e. "Gonna go keppler in front of my window at school."

That crazy liberal is so keppler, burning flags and killing nazis.

by Mr Susslebuns May 13, 2005

Kepples

Just another version of saying okay, alright, or sure.

I'll meet you there in 5 min.

-Kepples.

by combinedwithapples January 20, 2011

keppanin

Someone who lacks in vitamins and minerals

He should really eat some healthy food. Hes becoming a keppanin

by Sam Smith TRS March 11, 2007

Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023