Kemmer

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Ellie Kemper

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

by asebak February 28, 2010

Kember

A girl named Kember will be very blunt . They will love to play sports . She is very beautiful and will always light up everyones world . No one can act or be her.

Kember is very awesome

by noodlesreaper January 11, 2019

kelmer

A goat. A literal goat.

Kelmer is a goat.

by Xoxo Gossip Goat October 4, 2015

kemery

A very loyal person. Sarcastic, but serious.

She is a Kemery and proud of it.

by Cryjean. December 18, 2016

KEMBERLY

The name Kimberly is an English Baby Names baby name. In English Baby Names the meaning of the name Kimberly is: From the wood of the royal forest. From the royal fortress meadow. A surname and place name that can be used for both genders, although it is more commonly used as a girl's name.

Kemberly is cute , caring ,weird and unique

by Weird Kim May 20, 2019

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011