Kelowna

(Ke'low'na) Also known as K-Town

Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.

Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.

Zach: Hey Chad lets go get our drink on and our fuck on.
Chad: Yeah Zach I'm thinking we hit up Kelowna.
Zach: Kelowna it is! As long as we don't lost in Rutland again and get stuck smoking Crystle Meth.

by Zachary Jilg January 6, 2009

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Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

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(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 14, 2011

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