Kevin Durant

to leave your team and join the team you can't beat

I want to win but my team is very weak, I want to Kevin Durant

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

keintz

A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.

Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"

by tommybandwhalesand olpete October 3, 2011

My man Kevin

On the ledge and shit

Ay that's my man Kevin on the ledge and shit.

by Dankalf October 2, 2019

Kevin McCarthy

The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.

Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.

by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

kevin grimes

The older brother of Irish pop duo Jedward (John and Edward Grimes).

He does not like pets - his dog is very serious. You should never twist his words to suit your Rhetorical point of view - that would make you a twisted individual.

This is a battle you can not win.

Get your Kevin out of my face!

"Have you heard of Jedward's older brother, Kevin Grimes? He has many a Russian lover'

by EdwinaGrimes September 8, 2011

Kevin Special

A sexual maneuver where one offers a foot massage to a female, then proceeds to work his/her way up the legs, and finally finger blasts her mercilessly

I served her up the ole Kevin Special last night.

by insertspacehere July 17, 2016

kevin the pigeon

Louis Tomlinson's beloved pigeon, a term used to describe any pigeon by directioners.

ahh look its kevin the pigeon

nooo kevin the pigeon

by iraherlhialerkhn November 8, 2012