The literal definition of Keelan is actually petty. But you can look into Keelan further than that. Besides being petty, Keelan is also very self centered and thinks he is the best at absolutely everything. But, in fact, he is shit.

Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.

Guy 1: Why did we let Keelan on the football team? He's shit!
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.

by Ryedale Roasts February 1, 2017

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Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."

Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major

by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004

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keelena

The coolest person in the world, funny goofy, and beautiful. Guys are too shy to talk to her because of her intense beauty! She cherishes her friends and they mean the world to her, she is not selfish or self conciented and always puts others before her.

And stuborn....... but we still love her =
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Person 1: Yo i have the worst friend ever!
Person 2: You need to get yourself a keelena then.

by InjunGirl December 31, 2009

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