This means you are a terrible driver. You can’t even take corners at 20mph without skidding and like to reverse into cars at work. You need your license taking off you to makes the roads a safer place
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A harley keeble looks like a young boy with a small winkle but is actually quite the opposite coz he is very mature for his age but you’ll never meet one over the age of 50 because he is very fatigued because he’s carrying that behemoth of a willy due to it caressing the floor and tickling it. alsooooo when he swings round he can take of like a chopper✌🏻✌🏻
A harley keeble looks like a young boy with a small winkle but is actually quite the opposite coz he is very mature for his age but you’ll never meet one over the age of 50 because he is very fatigued because he’s carrying that behemoth of a willy due to it caressing the floor and tickling it. alsooooo when he swings round he can take of like a chopper✌🏻✌🏻
stranger1: HARLEY KEEBLE BROKE MY BACK WITH HIS COCK
stranger2:no shit ofc he broke your back his dick is so big he can use it to fly so your back probs looks like mash from where it’s been chopped by a helicopter blade
stranger2:no shit ofc he broke your back his dick is so big he can use it to fly so your back probs looks like mash from where it’s been chopped by a helicopter blade
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Keeleigh is very beautiful and kind,but shows a shy side to her before you get to know her,however she is extremely funny and a very good friend,she is a nice person to be around and incredibly sexy
by Cindy6 July 26, 2019
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OMG keekles!
by Derek November 26, 2003
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Guy 2: got myself a girlfriend
Guy 1: that's no excuse
Guy 2: she's a keeley
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Guy 1: that's no excuse
Guy 2: she's a keeley
Guy 1: OMG you're so lucky, I understand now
by beecj015 August 31, 2013
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Ben: Dude I have the biggest crush on Keeley she's so hot, but I'm worried about telling her.
Frank: Just do it man!
Ben: eh maybe next week.
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Ben: eh maybe next week.
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