keelin

A really lovably, sweet-nature, down-to-earth girl.

They are typically small, fair skinned, dark hair and light colored eyes.
They're funny and most love anything Disney related.
You'll be lucky if you ever meet a girl named Keelin.

Guy 1: I absolutely love my girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She's so smart and she understands me.
Guy 2: What's her name?
Guy 1: Keelin.
Guy 2: Oh I see now.

by luckyman212 October 28, 2011

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

Keeley

A keeley is a girl that no other girl compares with, she's beautiful, amazing and just so perfect. If you ever find a keeley it will be the best thing that could ever happen to you she will make your life better and make you happy, she's really caring and funny, never let a keeley go.

Guy 1: why haven't you been out recently?
Guy 2: got myself a girlfriend
Guy 1: that's no excuse
Guy 2: she's a keeley
Guy 1: OMG you're so lucky, I understand now

by beecj015 August 31, 2013

even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007

Keeley

An amazing girl with the most gorgeous, sexy eyes ever. She can be very quiet but once she opens up you better be ready for a crazy party animal. She's very caring and loves animals especially cats. She's also very smart and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. She has great friends who want to her to stop being so insecure and OWN her updo! She'll never realize it but all guys secretly love her but are too scared to tell an independent woman how much they care about her.

Ben: Dude I have the biggest crush on Keeley she's so hot, but I'm worried about telling her.

Frank: Just do it man!

Ben: eh maybe next week.

by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013

Keeled over

to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die

Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.

by TyRaq September 18, 2018

Norwegian Keel

the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.

Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on

by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016