The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.
Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...
by Zarradeth December 14, 2008
Get the Kayakingmug. When a man masterbates with one hand while simaltaniously penetrating his anus with a dildo. Both hands should move in the same direction at the same time thus mimicing the motion of paddling a Kayak.
by Opulant1 April 26, 2013
Get the The Kayakmug. by Z3BUL0N October 13, 2020
Get the Kayakingmug. When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.
Not to be confused with canoeing.
The joint is kayaking.
by Buster Scrapings August 3, 2017
Get the Kayakingmug. A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.
that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"
by The Triangle of Trust March 21, 2010
Get the Kayakmug. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that their intelligence is comparable to some whomst actually has a form of mental disability.
Can also be shortened to "yak"
Can also be shortened to "yak"
by Jay Yu March 20, 2017
Get the kayakmug. A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.
Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?
Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!
Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!
by Willis B July 4, 2010
Get the kayakmug.