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Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016
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Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.
by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016
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Kang Yeosang

Yeosang is the cutest person in existence. He is in an 8 member group, ATEEZ. He loves chicken. His best friend is Wooyoung. Yeosang trained at BigHit Ent. with Wooyoung, and when Yeosang left and joined Kq Ent., Wooyoung also left BigHit and joined KQ because WY and YS promised to succeed and fail together when they were trainees. Sweetest friendship. He is the funniest, cutest, best thing to every happen to me and I will vore his cheeks.
by ateezworlddomination December 29, 2019
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Kangaboom

A very nice and kind streamer who is overcompensating for lacking in the manhood department.
Dude did you see the latest Kangaboom stream?!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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KAngel

Come and worship KAngel…
Person 1: Omg have you heard of OMGKawaiiAngel?!?!?!? Aka KAngel!!!
Person 2: Thats a mentally ill girl in a wig

Person 1: we do not care
by Free Bitchtit July 11, 2022
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Bush Kangaroo

A guy trying to have sex with as many girls as possible, or in other words jumping from bush to bush, hence the term "bush kangaroo".
Tom called and told me that he was gonna do the nasty with Shaniqua and Latifa tonight.. what a bush kangaroo!
by Unicorn Tits July 3, 2012
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Flying kangaroo

A Flying kangaroo is a sexual manuever where a man ties his lover down to the bed and attaches a fanny pack to her. The man then proceeds to climb atop of an elevated surface in order to preform a kangaroo-esque leap into the woman's pouch. The man screams GOOD AY' MATE as he flies through the air approaching the pouch. As he is flying towards the ground the man inserts his dick into the fanny pack.
After seeing a hole in his moms fanny pack and his dad popping ibuprofen, mike knew his parents had attempted a flying kangaroo.
by Floppy to nut January 23, 2018
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