Madeline Rene Kath

She’s the best girlfriend to ever be
I’m so thankful that I can call her mine
I love her so much!

Madeline Rene Kath is my girlfriend!

by Her Ioved one November 14, 2021

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Angry Kath

Angry sex with your best friends mum against a gate post in the moonlight whilst your best friend sleeps making a "kaaaaaaaa" noise and waking up most of the neighbourhood and then Harry Potter shows up and joins in. Once finished it ends in a "thhhhhh". The angry part comes in when once penetrated, the mother is then left on the gatepost with splinters.

Guy one: "Oh, your mum is so nice."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."

by user7794 January 25, 2011

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Madeline Rene Kath

The best girlfriend to ever exist
I love her so much!

Madeline Rene Kath is my girlfriend!

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Chunky Kath

A 'Chunky Kath' is a term given to the girl of the friend group who is the most likely to pinch anything that can be consumed, be it the vodka at the pre-drinks, your flatmate's chezzie-blues or your other mate's chicken nuggets. This is a term coined in the North of England but usually in the Greater Manchester and Stockport area. It is a very localised saying, but every friend group has one. Traditionally these are also the girls who are most likely to deny they want anything until they see others with something - for example, when they begin the night out on cans of cider and finish on everyone else's spirits.

"You having another one of my nuggets? You're such a Chunky Kath!"
"Our Chunky Kath has nicked my vodka again"

by chloe1212 April 24, 2017

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