A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
Get the Kalesexual mug.Someone who's shy when you first meet them but has a really nice body, and looks great in a bathing suit. Willing to do pretty much anything. Loves random hook-up's. Someone who most girl's are jealous of therefore she has more guy friends. Has good style,and good taste in music. Can be a blond sometimes but its all good.
Your such a Karlee!
by cobian169 October 7, 2009
Get the karlee mug.An awesome girl who has a unique name. There's no one like her in the world and everyone loves her. She has many male pursuers and is basically so awesome she can't handle it
by Dance ninja April 4, 2015
Get the Karlise mug.A smart, outgoing girl. She usually wear her heart on her sleeve. Karlee's are usually emo or scene. Some are popular. If she trusts you, don't make her havesecond thoughts. She means it when she says she loves you. The cutest couple that she would be with is with a Tiernan or Matt. She is truthful and loyal, and she will tell ypu if she talks about you. She is very loud. She thinks shes ugly but she is a beautiful inside and out. Her friends namesare usually Samantha, Kayla. She has a ton of guy friends. Shes crushing on some.
"Do you see Karlee?! She's beautiful!!" Matt says
"Thats my little sister. She really is pretty isnt she." Tiernan answers
"Thats my little sister. She really is pretty isnt she." Tiernan answers
by Fallenangel❤️ December 8, 2013
Get the Karlee mug.an extremely random chicky, has many cole-isms, and has another identity as rory(SEXY MUTHER FUCKER!) a karlee likes to play with zippers, whether on the pants or not, a karlee is very entertained by them. a karlee will also have fun randomly hooking people.
by Coley Mackenzie January 15, 2008
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If a guy possesses the name Karlsen as his last name he is undoubtedly spontaneous, uranium-loving, has an electrode in the head and is a naturefaggot. He points at memes and loves a good deepwater jew when gets one. He is a keeper and you should never let him out of his sight since he shits gold.
by Strikkediddi January 2, 2018
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