Karate 

An amazing tenacious d song.

With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tiannamen square...Oh yeah motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fucking derrier, yeah. YOU BROKE THE RULES, NOW I'M GONNA PULL OUT YOUR PUBIC HAIR....

Karate by Tal April 18, 2005

karate 

The best fighting style around! Screw those pussies who say that Kung Fu or Judo are better! Go back and suck your mother's nipple. Karate is the best, the best from the rest! BOOYA!

I know karate so dont fuck with me! Im gonna beat your ass big time otherwise!! PWNED!!

karate by dudewhoknowsnameandkaratesofuckoff February 5, 2005

Karate 

ka·ra·te (kə-rä'tç)
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.

Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse!

Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!

Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!

Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?

*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*

Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?

Karate by bebo June 6, 2005

Karate 

What weak kids think they can use to beat others up.

George: Hey you're my bitch now!
Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate!
George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!

Karate by bitchbisquiteer August 15, 2012

Karate 

An Asian method of blows and kicks. Karate can be with two people playing. When a person defeats another it might win.

Karate is fun and Genesis plays it with Sarah.

Karate by JulianDB April 23, 2017

karate 

A Japanese martial art.With white belt being the lowest level and the black belt being the highest.

I went to karate ages ago but it was shit so i quit.

karate by psycho bitch February 26, 2004

Karate 

A sport for the mentally retarded and for the people out there who are pussies and want to tell their friends "I know karate" so they can run off back to thier mummies and cry

" I know karate, watch out"

Karate by Krub March 17, 2017