kapotnik

Someone who takes credit for something artistic or creative that they didn't do because they are a sad and hopeless person in school *cough cough* LIFE *cough cough*

Person 1: Look at that asshole, he's such an art kapotnik.
Person 2: My sister?

by Thatguywhoeveryonecallsemo May 16, 2018

kapoomba

The sound made when smacking a plumb boob. Also a type of noise made by guys when they moan.

When I smacked those jugs, it gave a nice round kapoomba.

I kapoomba'd when i saw her supple jugs.

by telephoneuser123 July 13, 2010

kapota

sanskrit for "pigeon"

eka pada raja kapotasana
one leg royal pigeon pose, where asana means pose

by Joel Sailor December 28, 2006

Ekta Kapoor

An Indian TV show producer known for transforming Indian Television into shit-pile with her over-rated (by Indian Women) TV shows based completely on nothing but nonsense.

Her daily soaps can give you cancer. Truly.

All the daily-soaps by Ekta Kapoor have the same story -- shit.

by depy August 16, 2014

kapooya

Sound produced by the impact of hail on solid objects.

Man, those chunkers was big, size of a quarter, dog gone! It's a kapooya, kapooya!

by tmpsantos March 25, 2013

kapooey

To literally be dead, or reach the point of exhaustion.

My car went kapooey.

by The Duck Architect January 13, 2010

kapoopasunksunks

A phrase or cry someone may yell whilst throwing non-littering objects such as driftwood and rocks, the bigger the better, into a large body of liquid, preferably water. See also cowabunga and battlecry which has other unintelligible cries listed as helpful examples.

“Kapoopasunksunks, man!”
“Hiiiya! Take that! KaPOOPAsunkSUNKS!”

by ateenwhostillreads November 25, 2018