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third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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Four Knuckle Shuffle

Corey did the four knuckle shuffle while thinking about April.
by Casey April 28, 2003
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Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
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knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
by skrats October 7, 2009
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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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