Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Kansas Milk

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009

Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

by niccorator December 30, 2013

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.

Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!

by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016

Kania

A creative person and loves gaming. She will do her best in everything. She can be very awkward at first but once you get to know her, she would be the loudest person and would cling to you often. She's a type of person who would be like "goodmorning!" then be asleep 5 minutes later. She also laughs in awkward situations and can be anti-social, hates doing homework but completes them anyways. Did I mention that she is goddarn pretty? She also has a loyal trait and would be there for you. She knows when you're happy or down. She got super-vision :)))

person 1 : who's that?
person 2 : oh that's Kania, she's the best!

by kermitisnotafrog69 May 30, 2021

kaniah

She is pretty she doesn't start trouble she is humble in she is very nice sometimes sometimes she can be a brat she can be mean our play around to much but she is the best friend that anyone can have she is very understanding in loving she doesn't let anyone boss her family are friends around she might be mad at you but she will never hate u ily Kaniah

Kaniah

by Zonyell March 14, 2017