literally jesus and says ahem too much. is short and smart. only wears sweatshirts and if u have a friend named kaley she will literally be the ur other half. she is ur bestie westie and if u dont already, u should call her kale :D
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ppl: oh em gee its kaley!!!
more ppl: wow she is so cool and short
ppl: yes but lauren is better ahem
more ppl: wow she is so cool and short
ppl: yes but lauren is better ahem
by laurasaurus rex March 31, 2022
Get the kaleymug. A girl with a nice ass and banging body, somewhat normal when in public but can get real freaky in bed. They are usually brunettes but I've met some blonde ones but I finds the the brunette better. Kaleys are the most flirty people youll ever meet, but they also make great wifeys. Don't ever lose a kaley
by Bananaboy87 May 28, 2014
Get the Kaleymug. Kalei is the nicest, and prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She will stick by your side, no matter what. If she hates you, your a real asshole..
Your such a Kalei.
by Lissy December 11, 2016
Get the Kaleimug. A girl who is basically jesus. She is the coolest kid in town and everyone wants to be her, even your mom. She is friends with everyone and has the coolest afro ever. You could honestly bounce a ball on that thing and it would shoot into space.
man: Oh... what is that?!
girl: It's just a kaley.
man: Oh good, I thought it was superman.
girl: No, like I said it's just kaley.
man: Okay I heard you the first time...
girl: REALLY? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DIDN'T!
Woman: Look at that Kaley.
Guy: It's huge!
girl: It's just a kaley.
man: Oh good, I thought it was superman.
girl: No, like I said it's just kaley.
man: Okay I heard you the first time...
girl: REALLY? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DIDN'T!
Woman: Look at that Kaley.
Guy: It's huge!
by laurenloveskaley June 6, 2009
Get the Kaleymug. A Gaelic name (Gaelic is the native language of ancient Scottland) meaning party girl or warrior princess.
Person 1: Hi, my name's Raven, what's yours?
Person 2: Kaley.
Raven: Isn't it spelled Kaeley or Kayley or whatever?
Kaley: It can be but this was the original way to spell it. England and the Irish stole it and keep spelling it incorrectly -_-'
Person 2: Kaley.
Raven: Isn't it spelled Kaeley or Kayley or whatever?
Kaley: It can be but this was the original way to spell it. England and the Irish stole it and keep spelling it incorrectly -_-'
by whythehelldoyouneedtoknowmynam December 23, 2008
Get the Kaleymug. Sweet, funny, and an itelingent girl. All the boys are attracted to her and every girls wants to be her friend. She is very good at comforting others through her halarious humor. She also has amazing talent, from succeeding in all sports, acting, and overal showing acts of kindness.
Wow, your being such a Kalei today. (Meaning you are showing great care and kindness)
Work it Burkitt. (Meaning you are doing very well in some type of sport.)
Work it Burkitt. (Meaning you are doing very well in some type of sport.)
by Sam the Samster June 3, 2016
Get the Kaleimug. "I wish I was like Kaley"
by omglolwow123 June 17, 2016
Get the Kaleymug.