Kale

A fucking legend who has the biggest dick and fucks bitches

Fuck I bet kales is ducking butches right now

by Kaleee April 20, 2018

Kale

Trapper of the century

My nigga kale is the plug he got that gas

by Nick orourke August 11, 2019

kale

a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.

yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.

by Gretta D May 4, 2006

Kalee

A beautiful girl that loves hiking and swearing she is very adventurous. This girl could make the birds sing by how beautiful she is .she is a little crazy and a little sweet she is the best girl u will ever meet

My name is Kalee

by Bestlittlesisterintheworld502 April 18, 2018

kale

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.

After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.

by Go screw yourself August 7, 2015

Kale

An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale

"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."

by Jecelia May 14, 2015

Kale

A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?

by rpfeff November 17, 2003