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Kalawiki 

A male homo-sapien of mixed nationalities, particularly European. Usually accompanied by a canine companion of the mixed breed/pit bull persuasion. Uncomfortable with pale skin, he has chosen to ink himself. Some call this "tatted up." While incredibly intelligent, he finds much derision from security staff at his continued appearance within staffing of the Holiday Inn. He's not even really Hawiian... He just loves the people and culture of those beatific islands. All together he is just "That Guy."
"Hey, Kalawiki! What's your non-Hawiian name again?"
Kalawiki by curlycarrotcake June 23, 2013
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KaLangers 

Hardest gang in Bellevue, comin straight outta bellevue.
KaLangas mo fucka! Y'all ninjas can't do shit!
KaLangers by d3m0npiggy April 29, 2005

Kalagianed 

Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.

This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.
Q: Why does he look like someone killed his puppy?

A: Oh he got Kalagianed again.
Kalagianed by Oogabooga October 12, 2018

Kalangajang 

Junk, Kapakai, lots wrong with, busted, broken, ghetto rigged, poorly assembled/put together.
Ho, dat old rusty car is all kalangajang.
Kalangajang by alohabraddah December 25, 2019
Kalanga is a language spoken in the central and north eastern part of Botswana
I speak kalanga
Kalanga by El bow November 23, 2021

kalawnee 

Kalawnee is a fine girl who can do anything she put her mind to and not worried about any of yall hoes
Kalawnee is a young fine girl
kalawnee by anonymous November 23, 2021