Kahlan

People named kahlan are 100% more likely to hate people named chad or karen. Kahlan is probably in gen z and has book nerd parents. Definetly named after kahlan amnell. They're very open minded and accepting but also not afraid to stand up for their beliefs. Probably gay.

Chad: wow homo kahlan is such a bitch

Karen: such a zoomer.

Kahlan: bro go eat dog shit

by Yeaitskahlan April 15, 2020

Kalabazooloo

An expression used after kissing a really fat girl drunkenly at a party

"*Kiss, Kiss* Whooooah, Kalabazooloo"

by Jon Baker January 7, 2008

Kalaboom

the sound made by really big fucking explosions.

atomic bombs, whem framoes and ully collide, or mars and jupiter, etc: KALABOOM!!!

by Ullydechinees January 18, 2009

Kallaboon

Another word for , fool, stupid, retard

This word is pretty much cussing in PG .

Use this word with confidence and a strong tone for the best reactions

-csa

“ YOU KALLABOON!” Meaning you fool or idiot

“ why are you such a KALLABOON “

by Csawords September 6, 2020

Kahlan

A person who is smart, creative,likes to have fun, and above all would do anything to protect that one person that they love. They are mostly mature unless someone cracks a "that what she said" joke. In there teenage years will start to become someone there not and need their friends help. They will joke about death because there sacred of it. They don't know what they identify as but most of the time it Bisexual or Pan-sexual. Will question there existence many times a day. Probably has a book were they write down things that trouble them. Also follows a Porn- blog of there favorite OTP. ( is a giant meme lord and 1/5 kahlan are super kinky)

Also will have dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. Hate when people stare at them and get flustered easily.

Boy: You see them over there?
Girl: Yeah what about them.
Boy: There probably fucking reading so kinky shit.
Girl: yeah your right. Lets just leave Kahlan alone.

by a gay meme lord February 2, 2017

Kahlan

Kahlans are amazing people and even better friends, they are very sexy, and make amazing girlfriends and wifes, they choose the best boyfriends and are great performers, they are very clever and adventurous, a kahlan is very loved ( usualy by people named Tiago)

Boy 1: hey isn't kahlan hot today
Boy 2: yeah I wish I could date her
Tiago: well screw u guys because I already am :P
Boy 1 and 2: u lucky bastard!

by kahlan_lover_ tiago June 29, 2011

Kahlan

Is the best fortnite player. Better than Ninja, Myth and Tefue. She is really hot and is married to a Bella. She is apart of a loli clan, preferably a Reynaldo clan in keeping the lolis safe in all of America. The Erika is a loli that she protects, for Reynaldo. A Kahlans job is very important and also she gets hella more woman than a Ethan cause he is gay.

Kahlan: Ez dub

Ethan: ur bad

Kahlan:posts this on urban dictionary to get him mad

by Loli Hunter 101 September 30, 2018