Kabuki Mask

A facial. When the male deposits his ejaculate on the face of his partner, the effect of the white ejaculate looks like traditional Japanese Kabuki makeup.

Oh man, I gave my girlfriend a major league kabuki mask last night.

by alspalhal March 11, 2011

kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.

I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.

by NVuss August 15, 2008

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kabuki-Thugz

A thug version of a japanese theatrical worker. Also, a type of asian gang. I.e Kabuki Thugz. Known for relations with the Yokuza.

The Jabbawockeez, a dance crew who also use white gloves and full face masks like the Kabuki-Thugz.

by Aaron J S April 21, 2008

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

kabuki

A girl/boy with lots of piercings

" She has 13 face piercings"
"yea how did you not know she's a kabuki"

by starsxtcy October 1, 2025