A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
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A whore of Japanese decent, a slang used to insult someone with heavily applied makeup. The phrase references Kabuki Theatre a prominent art style in Japan typically involving extravagant makeup and costumes.
"Steve needs to win the spelling bee so he can get into a good college and I can rub it in that Kabuki whore's porcelain face."
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Get the Kabuki Party mug.A facial. When the male deposits his ejaculate on the face of his partner, the effect of the white ejaculate looks like traditional Japanese Kabuki makeup.
by alspalhal March 11, 2011
Get the Kabuki Mask mug.I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.
by NVuss August 15, 2008
Get the kabuki shitfaced mug.A thug version of a japanese theatrical worker. Also, a type of asian gang. I.e Kabuki Thugz. Known for relations with the Yokuza.
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