K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

by byrd June 14, 2004

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

k9

A name of a special trained dog used by the police and the army

Bob asked the officer do you use k9 to track criminals
The officer responded yes

by XxNoob5layer9000 June 19, 2018

The K9's Kobblas

dogs bollocks mutt's nuts

Those ltd edition air force ones - they're the K9's kobblas fam.

by Harry Kovert August 16, 2019

K9

Afeilds finest.

Look there goes k9 "Afeilds finest"

by Tracy carter February 16, 2017

K9

To take a shit and be so confident it was a clean break that you don't even wipe after.

Man 1: "Yo man that was a quick shit!"

Man 2: " Yeah dude I k9'd it!"

by Slink2020 April 11, 2023

Fuck K9

The specific hate for K9 dogs of the police force.

Michler says: Fuck 12 and Fuck K9
Me: No, not the dogs.

by Bayernfan February 23, 2021