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master jurd

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

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an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man
A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".
by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008
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Jarod

The hottest, sweetest, silliest guy in the world. Often times originating from Alaska, with the cutest smile and laugh ever. Would make any girl feel like the luckiest in the world. For sure the most handsome usually attracts Californians
by cougarcougar March 24, 2011
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Vagina of Jurors

Incompetent Jurors who are irrational and do not use reason to propose the verdict.
A Vagina of Jurors decided I was guilty for a crime I did not commit!
by POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY April 15, 2013
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Jarod

Jarod yelled at that girl and told her she had a fat ass
by YoungThugSmokey April 17, 2017
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Jurong Pioneer Junior College

Welcome to JPJC : THE BEST OF THE WEST ( only got one sch so bobian )
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.

The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.

Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.

But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).

The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.

In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
Friend: You think Jurong Pioneer Junior College good nt?
Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
by Chin Chee Nah August 20, 2021
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Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009
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Jarod

Jarod is the most awesome person every and he will be reallu strong one day he may now look like it right now be he will be soon. He isn't the smoothest player ever he always get made fun of for not having girlfriend but when he does get a girlfriend they together forever and the girl he will date will be some god damn fucking sexy that you cum the second you see her. He also the one out of all your friends that be one to become a superhero named Nightwing.
"Man Jarod is fucking awesome."
"Jarod's girlfriend is so fucking hot."
by Bobby Hudson October 12, 2017
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