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Pour a Jordan

To pour for oneself or for a friend of oneself a more than generous glass of whisky. Michael Jordan always pours himself a Jordan as evidenced by the large glass of whisky on the end table during an interview in "The Last Dance."
Question: Hey, want to come over and watch episode 3 of "The Last Dance"?

Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.
by Gympy May 15, 2020
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Jordan

The one that got away. He is the one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. Though quiet, he tends to make an impression. With his sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, he's hard to forget. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by PenjBanxtons May 19, 2023
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Wow! I met Official King Judah on Omegle!
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Jim Jordan

verb; to Jim Jordan someone

Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
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Michael Jordan

by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003
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Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.
by Reno/flex June 17, 2018
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Jordan and Jacob

Two people that do not absolutely talk to eachother but show emotions throughout text only.
Bro you’re being a Jordan and Jacob with your girl right now man up and talk to her
by penis in ur face June 11, 2019
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