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Jumping Jackoff 

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.
Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
Jumping Jackoff by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

Jumping Jacks 

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything
Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.

jumping jacks on the d 

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone
Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

japanese jumping jacks 

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

jumping jacks 

the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.

very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight
"I'm full from all those jumping jacks Fred"
jumping jacks by pewpew bam January 17, 2009

jumpin jack flash 

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
jumpin jack flash by wanksta July 31, 2003