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"hey homie, you wanna come over to my crib and have some jumbalaya? that stuff's da bomb!"
jumbalaya by bear cub June 1, 2005
A really hott girl or something really really good. Derived from the character of Newman from Seinfeld when he buys some soup from the Soup Nazis.
"mmmm, that girl is a real JUMBALAYA"
jumbalaya by Tiny Man Big Hair January 20, 2006

jambalaya 

The act of putting a mans penis by force into a watermelon, without the man knowing it
"I heard Jason fell asleep at your house, did you prank him?"
"Yeah! We gave him a heavy-hearted jambalaya."
jambalaya by guywtheP October 5, 2016

Jumbaliah 

A pot of tomato soup mixed with the following ingredients, cum, piss, a pinch of poo, and any other hairy wet or nasty item you can find. This is to be served to your x-girlfriend.
I took my x-girlfriend a pot of jumbaliah.

Jumbalaya Juice 

Anything that comes out of boys, besides pee pee.
Dude did you hear about Cammy? He jumbalaya juiced all over the couch last night while he watched Kim and Kourtney take NY.

Noun, or verb.
Jumbalaya Juice by showerfuck February 11, 2012

jumbolayah 

A girl with a fucking fat ass.
That girl has a jumbolayah on her
jumbolayah by nk bugged June 27, 2025