juggalos

A Juggalo, by definition to the "normal people", is a fan of ICP. But to the Juggalos themselves, they are brothers and sisters. Being a Juggalo is a spiritual experience. A lot like the punk life-style, they care for very little, except for what is really important in life. They take not shit from ANYBODY. When Juggalos are near, expect a great time.
Homshabom, the Juggalin' Juggalo, comin' at ya muthafacko!
by Homshabom May 24, 2004
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A Fan of Psychopathic Records. Some, one, or all the artists, regardless if you listen closely to the music from the first jokers card to the last it tells a story, it gives examples on basically how not to live your life, and it also preaches religion, love for one another, regardless of "Juggalo" status, and respect. Generally a "Juggalo" is just an average "Joe" that has a lot of the same views as the artists of psychopathic, those being religious, political, social, moral, and ethical views. Not all juggalos are violent. In fact, most are peaceful, fun loving citizens, who do not go around robbing, hacking people with a hatchet, or hijacking minivans. The reason why "Juggalos" as a group are defined as "ignorant" or "bigot" or "violent" is because most of the news and information making headlines about juggalos are horrible crimes. Before you go ahead and write a definition on a certain type of person, or a group of people, please don't stereo type by mass media, headlines, hearsay, or any other means than pure, scientific, RESEARCH. If you look "Behind the Paint" you will see that 17 out of 20 juggalos fit my description, 85%. So don't base your opinion on a MINORITY, look at the picture as a whole.

*And yes i happen to be a juggalo, not because i'm an "outcast" or "insane" or "don't fit in" its because i agree with the views and opinions of psychopathic artists. as a matter of fact i have been Spreading MCL since i was 13, i am now 22, so for 9 years i have been down with the clown. I was very popular in school, Graduated at the age of 16 valedictorian. as of this being written i am currently age 22 and a PROFESSOR @ GVT in Greenville, SC. 169 iq (31 points below EINSTEIN) so for those of you who have classified juggalos in general as stupid. Your definition is now NULL and INVALID please be CIVILIZED and APPEND your entry and if your entry is pure speculation, just remove it.

*Real name censored* KaoS out, MMFCL 2 ALL!! (Even the haters) i love the haters EQUALLY because they do not bring us down they EMPOWER us and make our PRESENCE all the more MEANINGFUL!
What true juggalos would do in such a situation

TRUE Juggalo: Waddup ninja?

Some kid wearin an psy records shirt: Nothin much man just gonna rob this liquor store here right quick, drink a 40 of OE and, go bump the new blaze album

TRUE Juggalo: Man, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, your lucky i dont....

Kid wearing shirt: What you talkin about man, im just bein a juggalo like you.

TRUE Juggalo: *Beats the shit out of the kid for being an idiot and takes his shirt to give it to someone who DESERVES to wear it*

*Note: The violence described here in this last example is actually a true example what would happen if this was a real situation. The kid was not beaten for being DOWN WITH THE CLOWN he was beaten because he was an idiot. And the stripping of the shirt or anything psy releated was so that person would no be associated with the juggalo community and is NOT a robbery, its meant to be demeaning
by XxKaoSxX August 29, 2007
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Okay that's it!!! I've read too many damn hatin' comments about The Wicked Juggalo Family. I am 100% Juggalette and I just HAVE to bitch about this... I do not do drugs. I do not drink. I am a Juggalette. Before you ignorant bigots come on here and start saying a whole bunch of accusations against MY FAMILY you might want to do your homework.

JUGGALO/JUGGALETTE- A Juggalo is a misfit. And a freak. Freekshow that is. We just happened to organize one day, and found a type of music that we all not like but love and feel. Please go to www.hallsofillusions.com and look for the definition on there also it is very well put.

I am very open minded but for all of you asinine Bitches that are saying "we" drink, smoke, and are whores for no reason. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What did we ever do. So hey this is the only thing I must remind you of... "We dont never die alone. Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!
by HatchetKat February 17, 2005
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the most fucking awesome thing anyone could ever be! And fuck u whoever said that other shit
me, all my homies , most of the people i know
by juggalocoro March 09, 2005
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Juggalos are people who have been shit on all their lives by the upper class and all the bullshit of life, and their only escape is the hope of a better world, one wich is free of hate, racism and stereotypes. It blows my mind that some ignorant self-righteous faggot would compare their view of a better world to hitler's view of an arian army of brainwashed jew-haters. The juggalos view of their eutopia, Shangri'la, is a view of society that they can actually feel a part of. Pick up a CD, listen to darklotus or mans myth because they mean some deep shit, maybe if more people voiced such things, we could understand each other and not focus on the imperfections that our brains have been taught to pick out and rip apart.
opinions are formed by our brains projection of reality and what we believe to be right. Dont hate the juggalos, understand the juggalos.
seriously, ignorance is a plauge. pick up a book.
by FUZZ MAN September 09, 2006
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Juggalos are the closest family on the face of this planet. The people who are talkin sh*t, haven't met the right juggalos-juggaletes, and being part of the family is the best privilage on Earth. For all you haters, some of us juggalos tend to get out of control quickly, but thats a normal family. Most of us come from a poor family so icp is the closest thing to it.

mmfcl to the fam.
Someone beats up your sister or your brother, what are you going to, just sit there, i think not, so if you step to one of us juggalos, you better step to the whole crew.
by chronicel February 25, 2010
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Juggalos are probably the coolest down to earth people that anyone would ever met. We ARE NOT drug addicts, we may do drugs, but that don't mean drugs make us bad. Most juggalos only smoke pot which make us so down to earth maybe if some of you haters tried it you wouldn't be such a fag. Juggalos are all about having fun. We don't give a shit if the whole world hates us but I bet if anyone tried to say why, they wouldn't say shit. If you think we school drop outs, I graduated high school and so did all of my juggalo and juggalette friends. And whoever thinks something bad about faygo, like for real? have you never drank soda before, its the same shit as cola or dr.pepper or mountain dew. just so much more flavorrrr. Just so ya know this is straight UNDERGROUND HIPHOP. FUCK that emo goth shit, anyone who thinks we emos should get hit. Maybe if ya'll just listenin to ICP, KMK, Twiztid and tech n9ne which mosty of u hatas prob listen to him and dont even kno he is connected to icp or juggalos. All we are here for is to have fun not to listenin to lame ass people who think they are the fucking shit calling juggalos fags, when they dont kno shit about us half the haters i bet never even listened to ICP. If you really need to, go to SPencer gifts, and get "Behind the Paint" written by a member of ICP Violent J. So for the juggalos WHOOP WHOOP PEACE OUT HOMIES.
Juggalos-

"Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you betta step to the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend
That I could have some friends that's down til the very end
Well that's my home boys, excuse me, my family
And when we conquer the world
We macking on the galaxy cause skys ain't limited
And we ain't finished
And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it

Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll
Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll
I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll
And everything is obsilete unless I hear my homies call
We worldwide, were homies around the planet
Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' jacket
They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll
Hanging till we old and grey like grandpa"
by Angelette1992 December 15, 2010
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