justification

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

jobification

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.

The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.

by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003

Nudification

- a notification/text which is actually a picture instead of a note. Always involving nudity... of course. Sex... ahhhhhhhh...

Friend #1- "Your phone just went off. Looks like you just got a notification."
Friend #2- "Ewwwwww....No! It's just a nudification from my brother! What a sick F*ck!"

by CherylNessa August 17, 2010

Jurification

When everything makes sense, everything works out and comes together. Fully resolved, it's done , the bottom line

Hey, the potatoes are done they are jurified, they have reached jurification!

Oh my god I was out on the beer last night and I was completely jurified!

by Shoenario March 18, 2024

jodiefication

The irreversible process of becoming a worshiper and a simp of jodious comer christ

Riley NoLastName's jodiefication was completed successfully.

by God of Jodious September 17, 2022

Justification against Victims of Capitalism

The direct argument that the harms suffered under capitalist systems—poverty, alienation, exploitation—are necessary, deserved, or noble. It frames victims as willing participants in a fair game (“they chose that job”), as beneficiaries of growth (“a rising tide lifts all boats”), or as unfortunate but acceptable casualties of progress and efficiency.

Justification against Victims of Capitalism Example: A politician arguing against a living wage by stating, “Low wages are what give young people the hunger to climb the ladder. Struggle builds character.” This justification against victims of capitalism transmutes systemic economic coercion into a moral virtue, suggesting that being underpaid is a beneficial rite of passage rather than exploitation.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Justification against Victims of Western Colonialism and Imperialism

The argument that the violence, extraction, and cultural destruction of colonialism were ultimately beneficial, necessary, or outweighed by introduced “gifts” like infrastructure, borders, or religion. It positions the victimized societies as primitive beneficiaries of Western intervention, framing conquest as salvation.

Justification against Victims of Western Colonialism and Imperialism Example: “Yes, the colonial period was harsh, but it ended tribal warfare and gave them modern states and Christianity.” This justification acknowledges harm only to immediately discount it by asserting a superior alternative was provided, framing the violence as a difficult but necessary education.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026