juanson 

slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson

That man just kicked me in the juanson.

juanson by Keith August 23, 2004

Juano 

*cue James Bond theme*
He is usually referred to as a Sexy God.

His social talents are amazing, having friends everywhere and saying hi to a random person every 3 minutes.

Slim, slender and a very exotic personality.

Like to break through windows, tackle people, make mad passionate sweet love, all for good sport.

Incredibly mean if necessary, never EVER loses an argument.

"Who's that?"
"Who? Oh you mean that guy over there with a lot of friends? That's Juano"
"Wow, he looks awesome! You don't...See ya!"

Juano by Jexxni May 21, 2009

Juanton 

a Mexican version of a Chinese Wonton

Yum these Juanton sure are good

Man one of these day your gonna have to teach me how to make juantons

Juanton by stanely iii March 31, 2010

Juanpa 

Juanpa is when you're really strange and like to talk about WWII with your classmates and freak everyone the fuck out.

OMG, Juanpa just stabbed Sara with a fork!

Juanpa by masqueofreddeath November 26, 2010

suicidal juanjo

When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.

Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.

suicidal juanjo by SpanishHomunculus November 28, 2017

juanposting

posting images or videos that contain explicit content, gore, or just really weird shit

hey, you know that guy who keeps juanposting?

juanposting by esquee June 28, 2022

Juanlotes 

Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.

"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"

Juanlotes by Carlotes October 29, 2007