Jaffra

When something is properly good, sort after or quality.

"Mate, those parachute trousers are Jaffa!"
"Those Jaffa cakes are Jaffra"
"Jaffra. That's really good"

by JaffraMan August 21, 2009

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes

"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"

by Mazzbee January 27, 2009

jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects

John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.

by Wingster January 12, 2009

Jaffray

The amount of time and effort that is being put into a "decent" blow job.

Matt: WOW! That girls mouth sure looks like she dominated that Jaffray. Those DSL's must be KING!!!

Sami: Alrighty Boys!!! Who's Next?!

Mike: It's MY TURN!

Edwin: NO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD HER FIRST JACKASS!

Sami: I LaLaLa Looooove to give Fallacio!

by TheUltimateGardenState March 8, 2010

jaffad

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.

person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.

by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<

hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!

by Hanny May 13, 2005

jaffaholic

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.

Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.

by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006