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jostle

To move through a crowd fondling the breasts, vagina and/or butt of any girl who is in the way.
"That man is so irked he is going to jostle half the women in SoHo!"
by Manji5 November 11, 2009
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Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
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Jostled

When you jiggle your body parts on another person.
Emma really Jostled all over Riley last night
by Doggystyle876 June 4, 2017
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Jottler

A person, male or female, that lives on the northside or run down part of a city. Also someone who dates different nationality's.
That lad is a real Jottler.
by njosa January 20, 2010
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Joshler

Joshler is a ship name of twentyonepilots' Tyler and Josh. Tyler's wife Jenna does not like when the skeleton clique ships Tyler and Josh because they are “married” (lol jk they are). I ship joshler myself so I can relate to the rest of the clique that ships Tyler and josh.
Jenna: Stop shipping my husband and his bestfren. Joshler is not real!
by Joshler Piglet June 2, 2018
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jostle

When two people meet in a hall way, and are not able to surpass one another, they do an awkward motion to figure out which way the other will go. One must stand still, and let the other surpass.
"OMG BJAY WE JUST JOSTLED!"
... wow that was awkward...
by ariana samani September 10, 2006
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chicago cross-jostle

A sexual act. A Chicago Cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Well, he had her up against the wall, and he started in on a Chicago Cross-jostle, One-Handed!!!
by Eldon Stump August 30, 2008
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