by manoftheworld33 October 24, 2011
My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".
by vuck June 21, 2016
Jordon is an unpopular stupid dumbass that has no friends besides his neighbor.He tries to hide his sexuality which is gay he might have no friends but dogs quite to have a thing for them he lives in a trailer and has an extradinary small penis but fits well in dogs.He lives in a trailer with 16 dogs and him and his neighbor friend love fucking dogs.
Neighbor:hey Jordon what are you doing Jordon:Just Fucking dogs. Neighbor:Great sounds dun can I join
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking
by Jordon and Neighbor April 14, 2019
The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
by youwillneverknowwhoiwas December 1, 2011
(Female) IS a beautiful girl with a fun personality and a determined mind. She does not trust easily and cautious of herself. Admired by many (especially men) Jordon will never be in one place for too long, she will most likely appear independent, petite, strong eyes and sweet smelling. Jordon will also have a ridiculous laugh!
by Totallytrue July 28, 2014
An occult researcher of 40+ years. He studies symbols of satanism and the illuminati which he explains are all around us. He is an amazing teacher of true history and philosophy. It is incredibly educational to listen to him speak. I believe that he one of the most educated people in the world alongside David Icke, Ron Paul, Texe Marrs and Alex Jones. All these people are full of extraordinarily powerful knowledge. If TV was good for you, each of these guys would have their own channel.
by dynamitekiller September 9, 2009