by First jxnwjdjjjej August 25, 2020
Get the Jordis mug.Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
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by A great and handsom guy December 20, 2016
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He's only 5'3"
He uses Pearl drums,Paiste cymbals and Iron Cobra pedals
Overated
known for speed(I still like him,so dont flame me)
P.S. HE IS NOT BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!!!
He's only 5'3"
He uses Pearl drums,Paiste cymbals and Iron Cobra pedals
Overated
known for speed(I still like him,so dont flame me)
P.S. HE IS NOT BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!!!
A:You hear the new Slipknot song All hope is gone?
S:Yes
S:Joey double pedal's so fast,he's the greatest drummer ever
A:No man(Joey Jordison)isn't the best,but he is pretty (sic)
S:Yes
S:Joey double pedal's so fast,he's the greatest drummer ever
A:No man(Joey Jordison)isn't the best,but he is pretty (sic)
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very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...
very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...
daniela:hey look its joey and eric!
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok
by squee July 18, 2008
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Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"
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