Joost

One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task

Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.

by Bob Engleson November 6, 2006

Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.

Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost

by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017

joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.

TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!

by jjmana April 14, 2009

Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 4, 2022

Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.

Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?

by Mikkass November 24, 2017

Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.

Sarah: “Look at Joost! That’s my boyfriend :)”
Lindsey: “Wow, he’s literally perfect.”

by Urabsolutelystunning November 22, 2021