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Jocksygen

The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.
I ended up with the scent of taint on my face when Joey gave me jocksygen after the game.
by braves006 January 2, 2009
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Jootsie

A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.
I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie
by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021
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joaks

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?
by richie716 July 5, 2020
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Joosab

To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
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Jocksniffer

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.
Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"
by Bippity Bopster July 7, 2008
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International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!
Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”
by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019
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Jooked

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
by Kadava September 25, 2003
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