Joohn

A great smart guy who is funny, athletic, and good looking, and is always there for his friends; the best Asian ever. Period.

Look at Mr. February, he's a real Joohn.

by Phassie March 9, 2011

Joahna Kay

to have an inborn magnetic personality that attracts people to them like bees to honey.

damn... woman you are such a joahna kay.

by fire tiger July 23, 2011

joohnald

Brash asshole. Typically has gout flare ups. Suffers under the her own weight and those of his failing business ventures. Known to be biggest regret of his wife's life.

Man, that Michael Moore is a total joohnald

by Debnar Lothbrok December 19, 2016

Jooohn

Jooohn is a well-known hacker who acts under the synonym Hackerjohn12. His breakthrough came in 2019 when he hacked his friends' Instagram accounts.

Jooohn can also be used as a filler word in German. Example: "Heute jooohne ich mir einen runter".

"Heute Jooohne ich mir einen runter." "Aua! Das jooohnt mir weh!" "Meeeensch Jooohn nicht hacken!" "Jooohn hat die Bahn gehackt"

by Colinuptown77 July 11, 2019

Jovahny

Jovahny is a loving, caring, selfless individual who seems like a rude disgusting brute on the outside but when you get to know him you’ll find out that he’s everything you could ever want In a guy.

Damm Jovahny is actaully really nice

by 123abcethan February 16, 2021

Jovahnna

The pretty girl with the nice hair who can be very charming and also very quick tempered and stubborn. Knows practically everything about life and philosophy, wealth & health.

Jovahnna the pretty girl with the nice hair you want to be friends with or get with.

by Socooljul November 22, 2021

Joahna

Joahna is the kind of girl you don't remember how you became friends with. She walks into your life one day and never leaves. She's sweet, sexy, beautiful, a great listener, and the best friend you'll ever need. But watch out beneath her classy surface is a crass middle aged trucker. Do not get on joahnas badside, you will instantly regret it. She is stubborn as hell. If you find a Joahna, MARRY HER, and don't ever let her go. She has a sick sense of humor and should be monitored at your inlaws family dinner. She is loyal to a fault and will stick by your side. If you have a friend names Joahna and you touch or She moves away, do not fret, chase HER DOWN. DO NOT LEAVE HER.

Guy: I got a joahna

Guy 2: oh man

by Sunshinelover234 November 23, 2021