Joned

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned

mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!

by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010

janxed

To be very high off of marijuana

I am so janxed from smoking that joint.

by ChaddySunshine September 8, 2016

joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.

I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.

by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010