Jonahito

v. jonahito. Pronounced Ho-KNEE-Toe. Jonah as in jonah and the whale. It refers to illegal aliens who are swallowed by whales and then spit out on the California coast near San Diego or Encinitas as a way arriving in the United States.

Jim- Carl, there's another whale beached and I hear Mariachi music.

Carl- Yeah the INS has been telling us to watch out for Mexicans that smell like whale barf, they call 'em Jonahitos.

by Ichiro Tomlinson August 4, 2010

jonnie

another word for condom. commonly used b 14-24 year olds because condom sounds way too serious.

guy : i'll just get a jonnie then i'll screw you so hard you'll moan till tuesday

by xmas comes but 1nce a year...and so do i December 30, 2005

jonnie

An awesome person who loves playing the piano

Jonnie is awesome

by ???????????__ April 4, 2009

jonni-rose

A girl who is very intelligent and sporty. She likes to win although she is still a good player. She is tough yet she will be hurt about certain things. She is a great friend and is a beautiful girl. She is loved by her family even if she doesn’t know it. She can easily be more than a friend.

Jonni-rose is awesome

Jonni-rose won the race

by Cloth January 9, 2018

JonahIsJesus

One of the best R6 Players on Console and is probably better than you but also the best fa player.

JonahIsJesus I literally a fucking God.

by JonahIsJesus May 19, 2021

Jonnijean_

A really cool and epic Minecraft streamer

“Hey! You should follow jonnijean_ on twitch and all other social platforms!”

by epicgaymerlol September 15, 2021

jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008