Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

Jenked

To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.

Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.

by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017

De Jonged

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.

That Guy just got De Jonged!

by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

by LooP February 19, 2004

Joinked

To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.

My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.

by VPOB July 2, 2017