by Jerry1SK July 7, 2015
Get the Kim Jong-Un mug.1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
by denumb October 12, 2017
Get the Kim Jonged mug.1. A celebrity among North Koreans for being the only fat man in the nation. Son of Kim Jong Il, grandson of North Korea's god Kim Il Sung.
2. Seth Rogan if he was asian.
2. Seth Rogan if he was asian.
by McDaddy's Big Patties November 4, 2017
Get the Kim Jong Un mug.Best boy, a trainee from the survival show called i-land who deserves to debut more than anyone. Jongseong is more popularly known as Jay, Jay Park.
by jimin's walkie talkie September 20, 2020
Get the jongseong mug.When you see EXO's Chen aka Kim Jongdae the vocal legend with his soulful voice and smooth moves dance in real life and you are bias wrecked beyond belief by his sexy dance moves.
I ult another EXO member, but I just saw Chen dancing in front of me and dang! I have so been Jongdaed! Those smooth moves are outta this world. Talk about the disrespect! We're going Jongdae hours now y'all. Prepared to be Jongdaed!
by Dae&Min'sCat August 26, 2019
Get the Jongdaed mug.An amazing and passionate singer/songwriter in the South Korean Pop group, SHINee
An idol who was beautiful on the outside, but especially beautiful on the inside.
A boy who was very sensitive and believed that men shouldn’t be ashamed if they cried.
A person who encouraged others to believe they are beautiful and that they should be loved by not necessarily their looks, but their talent and personality.
A human who was open about his struggles, yet never tried to receive help. Someone who always put others in front of himself.
An angel who deserves his peace now.
I will love you forever Jjong. You did well.
Us, Shawols, are sending our love to you at every single moment. We’ll always be with you ❤️
An idol who was beautiful on the outside, but especially beautiful on the inside.
A boy who was very sensitive and believed that men shouldn’t be ashamed if they cried.
A person who encouraged others to believe they are beautiful and that they should be loved by not necessarily their looks, but their talent and personality.
A human who was open about his struggles, yet never tried to receive help. Someone who always put others in front of himself.
An angel who deserves his peace now.
I will love you forever Jjong. You did well.
Us, Shawols, are sending our love to you at every single moment. We’ll always be with you ❤️
by AlwaysBeWithYou October 26, 2018
Get the Jonghyun mug.A Korean idol singer who is also one of the sexiest men alive. Has an amazing voice and jawline. He slightly resembles a T-Rex.
non-Shawol: What is that T-Rex doing stomping around with people?
Shawol: That's Jonghyun. And he's a sexy T-Rex.
Shawol: That's Jonghyun. And he's a sexy T-Rex.
by zsofi-shawol July 17, 2011
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