Jones

1 (Proper) A common surname in English-speaking countries such as The U.S., The U.K., and Canada, the fourth-most common in the United States, according to the U.S. Census.
2 (n.) A slang term for heroin.
3 (n.) An addiction to heroin.
4 (n.) An extreme desire for something such as a drug, a food, etc. which could be considered on par with the desire associated with that of of a heroin addict.
5 (v.) To long for or desire something in such a way.
1. Indiana Jones can make even that lame-ass fedora look cool.
2. My brother just got shot in a drive-by, trying to score some jones off his dealer.
3. Tom has taken up clawing at his flesh as a counter-measure to deal with his jones.
4. I woke my girlfriend up and made her drive me all the way to Wal-mart when I started jonesing for some Cherry Coke.
by Tenkin August 03, 2005
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Jone

To make fun of, or bring down. jone, joned, joning, etc.
The boy needs to stop joning (joan-ing)on her.
by Mina Son September 05, 2004
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Jone

Very beautiful and passionate girl. She is the best friend you could ever ask for. Sassy and brave. Can be mean sometimes. She usually hides her feelings.
Jone is amazing, she always thinks about people around her.
by realdictionaryacademy April 01, 2016
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Jones

Desire for something that may be sought irrespective of the consequences..
Can apply to humans, love, drugs, whatever.
by theShephard November 11, 2002
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jone

to talk about someone, critisize, to crack on something, etc.....
She starting cracking jokes on him and he asked, "oh..you tryna jone?"
by VTownshawty November 08, 2003
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Jones

verb: when one searches the bowl and uncovers some hidden nugs once the bowl was said to be "kicked" or "cashed" or just full of ash and keeps the bowl alive.
Person 1: Yo man I think that bowl is kicked bro.
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*
by Big Victah January 07, 2009
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Jone

Originating at McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario. This term means to ejaculate without regard for your surroundings spontaneously and without regard for the safety of those around you, immediately following an arousing event.
"I just joned in my pants"

"After creeping her facebook for hours, Allan joned in his pants"
by Poonzai November 20, 2009
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