A crap, overated band. They are only famous for being on the Disney channel all the time, and no, I don't watch Disney Channel, my little 7 YEAR OLD sister does, and I know some of their songs because my sister likes them. They started off as an okayish Christian band but are now a pathetic pop band that sing off-key, the oldest one must be about 18 and his voice is STILL developing and he sings like an 11 year old. All of there songs are about Looovvveeee and girls. It doesn't take much talent to write 15 songs about girls. Oh, and they've coppied about 3 of their songs from Busted.
They also call themselves 'Rockstars' when their music is bubblegum pop.
Please understand that not ALL preteens like them, I've hated them since I heared them on Disney Channel at 11...
They also call themselves 'Rockstars' when their music is bubblegum pop.
Please understand that not ALL preteens like them, I've hated them since I heared them on Disney Channel at 11...
Stupid slut teen/preteen: LIKE OMG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEK! LIKE, I'M GOING TO SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS! I TOTALLY LOVE NICK!
Person with decent taste in music: Fuck off, go listen to real music.
Jonas Brothers:Uh Uhhh WoahG irl I wanna kiss you Oh Yeahhhh ohh baby you tell me that you love meeee yeaahhh ohhh uh ohhhh Ohh Uh-Uh *chokes*
Person with decent taste in music: Fuck off, go listen to real music.
Jonas Brothers:Uh Uhhh WoahG irl I wanna kiss you Oh Yeahhhh ohh baby you tell me that you love meeee yeaahhh ohhh uh ohhhh Ohh Uh-Uh *chokes*
by .Sara=] February 26, 2008
Over hyped teenie-bopper band advocated by the Disney Channel. Contains not a iota of talent but is still liked because of the supposed "smexiness" of the members. Can be proven false by the size of their eyebrows.
"Like, oh my god! Did you see that Jonas Brothers fan vid?"
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
by Aerii August 13, 2008
some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.
group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
by tij April 06, 2008
bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
by notan00b777 June 29, 2009
gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"
by rick tillings February 07, 2010
1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
by T dawg February 10, 2008
Jonas Brothers Band meeting, let's listen in.....
Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!
Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!
by mike is amazing like pie March 09, 2008