Jon Cock

a unit of measurement that is between 2 and 3 inches.

driver: how close is my tire to the curb?

passenger: its about 2 jon cocks

by agent000range June 25, 2009

Jon Cozart

A man who can make thousands of people scream “ I GOT STDs”

Hey there’s a bunch of people screaming I got STDs, Jon Cozart must be there

by Enymth November 24, 2019

A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.

I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty

by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022

jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Jon church

The hottest shit jumpin out the coffee pot da shit.easily defined as god

That person is so cool his name must be jon church

by the pretzel master June 26, 2009

Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 30, 2005

jon carner

a male who tries to be funny,typically a teacher, who enjoys science. WHen you make yourself seem like a geek, therefore being a Jon Carner.

Geez Mike, don't go pulling a Jon Carner!

by Phil Bill Dick February 12, 2009