Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat

*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

lookin like a joint

Lookin good or attractive
Fine as hell

secy as fuck

"April be in work lookin like a joint, with her fine ass"

by lookinassnigga June 17, 2014

Veye-join-ah

Australian for vagina.

Crikey! He slammed his didgeridoo right into her veye-join-ah!

by Patoson December 14, 2009

2nd generation joint

A joint rolled from the roaches of previous joints.

"This 2nd generation joint tastes like fucking shit but its all I have so fuck it."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

Jointleman

A stoner. A man of the joint. Possessing a high standard of stoner etiquette.

A well mannered stoner.

Stoner 1: Here man you can smoke some of my green

Stoner 2: You're a true Jointleman!

by Tokahontus September 24, 2010

clip joint

Quasi-whorehouse where men are sold cheap beverages at outrageous prices and are aroused by various well known methods, but are rarely allowed to consummate the sexual act they think will take place. The con relies upon the mark's gullibility in believing that if they buy enough drinks or put enough dollars in a garter, they'll accomplish their instinct-driven goal. A particularly cooperative mark is often led to a supposedly private residence. After a time (perhaps after multiple visits) the whore's husband bursts upon the scene and further shakes down the mark. The methods of clip joint operation are also the methods of clandestine operations. Owing to the duplication of method, clip joints are often the scene of complex undercover operations where agents frequently (mistakenly) entrap each other.

The clip joint known as the Longhorn Ballroom produced some interesting syncronicities, having been operated by Jack Ruby at one time, under the legal eye of Mister Mayer, whose clout with the legal system is the stuff of legend.

by EIS June 17, 2004

Big Yellow Joint

1. A referal to a Bluth Banana Stand in Orange County, California. Started by George Bluth Sr. in the 50's. Has been burnt down once, and stolen every year as a gag from local pranksters. There's always money in the banana stand.

2. Also a hit song.

Big yellow joint, Big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the Big yellow joint.

by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005