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JohnRedCornwhole

Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"
My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.
by DrewQuinnWoods1990 July 24, 2019
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Johnreil

If you have this name your pretty much a goat , your just different
Johnreil , what's up?
by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020
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johnre

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.
Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
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johnry

-cute
-handsome
-pogi
-gwapo
-ideal man
johnry is super super super gwapo and hot
by Johnry Ackerman October 28, 2021
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johnsey

one of the illest dj's on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj's or DJT
damn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him
by fryyzie August 4, 2007
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Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..
I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.
by Wkdwill April 3, 2008
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Johnreid

Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.
2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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