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johnrey

sasquatch!
a pig found in zimbabwe, with incredibly smelly toes
person one: you see that guy over there?
person two: yeee, his feet smell! he is such a johnrey!
by bahnahbah April 29, 2009
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Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.
"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".
by SammyBree July 21, 2013
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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
by johnned April 18, 2019
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Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.
Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"
by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020
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johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.
When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too
by mgamn42 November 22, 2016
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Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.
"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"
by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016
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Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.
Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.
by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017
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